You seemed a bit defensive about the nature of Wicket and Cindel. Is it true then? Wicket was the first Pedobear?
AnonymousWermo!
Arandee!
Eleeo! ELEEO!
Love, the Ewok.
Anonymous
Is there any truth to the rumor of Wicket and Cindel having a relationship that was more than just "friendly"?
Anonymous*ahem*
No, no.
Of course not…
Have you found a nice Ewok mate yet? I'm still, sadly, just a human but I find you very adorable.
AnonymousI have this thing going on with Cobra Commander, actually.
The Baroness doesn’t know about it, and i’d like to keep it that way…
Hey guys, I know I haven’t been around for a while and i’m sorry.
But here’s a picture of me at ComicCon this week with my new Ewok backpack. :)
Since you are so fuzzy and adorable, may I cuddle with you endlessly, give you lots of love, and put your fuzzy fucking face in a blender so I can drink the cute from you?
Eleeo…
Love, the Ewok.
Always is the sad fate of this one. Alas. Here's to wishing you find a mate you and family both approve of. Yub yub my friend. Yub yub.
Anonymous
Do you like bad boys? So if your parents decline I can win points by making them into throw rugs?
AnonymousSigh. They have always wanted me to settle down with a nice Jinda Ewok male.
And I do not think making them part of human tapestries would help much.
Love, the Ewok.
